unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare  (via harryrella)

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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